I think most people in their lives join a gym at least twice. We've all done it, started off with high hopes and huge motivation for the first 2 weeks then any excuse becomes a good one. Its cold outside. I just ate. I've got a headache. My shoes give me blisters. I've got no-one to go with. and before you know it a month has gone by and your 'new' gym shoes are gathering dust in your wardrobe underneath your jandles and 2 rolls of wrapping paper. I remember when I joined up for the local gym the first time. 17 yrs ago. just after I had my first baby. I went in to get my program from a trainer and was expecting to be out of there within about half n hour. Two hours later I'm a sweating, dry-retching mess. When I went to leave, the perky, pony-tailed, Lycra-clad lady at the reception desk stopped me and asked me for my shoes. My brand spanking expensive new trainers. I took them off and passed them over thinking maybe she wanted to check them out to go get herself a pair or something. She whips out a Blue vivid and proceeds to write in large font my gym membership number all over them and then pops them in a cubby hole behind the desk. Apparently these were my new Gym shoes just. for. at. the. gym! I didn't remember them telling me this piece of vital information when I signed my life and shoes away for the next two bloody years. I had to walk home in my socks. I never went back. I kept paying and they got to keep my shoes. I got to keep the baby weight.
So when our Teenager came and told us she had joined the Gym, we looked at each other and had a wee giggle behind her back. A giggle that only old smug people with wise Gym life experience can utter. Pretty sure we rolled our eyes as well. Its been 2 weeks and her Gym shoes are still sitting outside her bedroom door in the exact position I threw them. I asked her recently when she was going to the Gym again she replied in her best whiny voice "I've got no-one to go with?!" *sigh its a slippery slope.
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