Some Un-interesting things about me you might want to know...or not

1.  I have words that I find ugly so try not to use them.  'Macaroon' 'Flannel' and 'Bobble'.
'Macaroon' that weird biscuit I try to steer my trolley away from them in the supermarket.  If its got an ugly name I'm not putting it near my mouth.  There's a life lesson in that.  'Flannel' try 'Face Cloth' much better.  'Bobble' No. Lets go 'Hair Tie' which is nicer and you won't lose cool points using it in a sentence with another human being.

2.  I love inappropriate offensive jokes.  The more inappropriate and offensive the better.  I also love that I am one of those people you can send those sort of jokes too and you can be safe that I will piss myself out loud wherever I am.  There's only some people you can forward jokes like that too.  I'm glad I'm one of them.  I'm going straight to hell.

3.  I have mentioned this before but I don't do 'Broken Bones'.  I was in a first Aid course once and had to actually leave the room cause I got all hot and dizzy.  Don't take this as encouragement to tell me your disgusting bone stories.  They will make me frown.

4.  I love to mow my lawn and vacuum my floor.  If I could I would vacuum 3 times a day some days I do. 

5.  God I wish I could sing.  I can't.

6.  I look at my amazing children and can't believe someone put me in charge of raising them.  They may get a family discount for Therapy later in life.

7.  I have never even tried Coffee or Tea.  I tried my first ever slice of pavlova last Xmas.  I think my taste buds want a new human.

8.  Mean people Sux

9.  I find myself daydreaming about High School wishing I could go back again and have lunch with all my friends everyday.  I like their faces.

10.  I am looking forward to getting really old and living in a retirement village with all my bitches.

11.  My Husband is nice.  I still get butterflies sometimes.  I like him.